Teatime

Orsi and I were at our local Interspar grocery store last week and stumbled upon this gem of a purchase. Perhaps you were not aware (as we were not) that Shrek the ogre is a tea drinker. It's probably in effort to blend in with his newly acquired royal family. In any case, you can now enjoy teatime everyday with Shrek, choosing from a vast assortment in this tea calendar. They were mostly fruity teas. Herbal. Naturally decaffeinated. Blah blah blah.

It just seemed rather ironic to me, no matter how much magic is dusting your fairytale. Ogres don't consult calendars.